A New Season - 2010

January 24, 2010 – 9:34 am

I’ve been back with the group since just before Christmas, but this is my first post for the new season.

Most of the usual folks are back and there’s some newcomers. Glenna, Dennis, Troy, Angela, Carrie, Melissa, Chris, and even Chuck came down.

Yesterday, we ran the 7-mile course up past Eden Park to McMillan. It felt pretty good.Started off slow as we were at the casino the night before (and this means alcohol). But the pace up the hill felt pretty good and by the time we were coming down we decided to try to catch up to Troy.

Troy got out to a head start and then, at the turnaround, made some comment about “catching the rabbit.”

I blame this on Chuck. But as we came down Gilbert, Chuck was running out of gas. I felt pretty good until Glenna passed me near the Staples on Reading and I knew I couldn’t stay with her at that pace.

But I kept her in sight and even caught up a bit with her as we were coming down Eggleston. Finished the last 2 miles in 7:30 or under.

Felt great and then the usual breakfast at First Watch. Great way to officially kick off the new season.

Taste of Cincinnati

May 26, 2009 – 7:10 pm

Here’s Glenna and I at our Barefoot Wine booth for Taste of Cincinnati.

I have to say this was one of the best fundraisers I’ve done for Team in Training.

Not only was it a helluva lot of fun, we also made great tips.

The only tough part for me was getting up at 6 AM for a three and a half hour drive home from Marietta, OH.

But it was worth it. Here’s a few of the people we saw:

  • An older Indian gentleman from California with his half-his-age arranged marriage bride from London and her friend
  • The Redhats
  • Jeff & Amie, Jamie & her husband, Rick & his friends none of whom I remember their names except Adrian, Jessica
  • Many former members of Team in Training
  • A woman with giant hair, her boyfriend, and the two of theirs gay friend
  • Rob and Vanessa, our Barefoot bosses
  • Many drunks
  • The guy who bought his friend 3 double glasses of wine = 6 small bottles of wine
  • The friend who drank 6 bottles of wine and came back sober enough for more as long as his friend was buying

If I ever do this again (doubtful), I have to remember that this is a great fund raising gig.

Finish Line Picture

May 17, 2009 – 6:50 pm

This year I was aiming for triumphant. I kept telling myself: “Come up with a good finish line pose. Come up with a good finish line pose.”

Of course, all this goes out the window at around mile 20 when all you really start to care about is ever finishing.

What I ended up with looks more like I’m about to turn into the Incredible Hulk. That’s not rage though folks, it’s joy. The joy of finishing.

The 2009 Marathon

May 4, 2009 – 10:15 am

Race day. Up at 4:30 AM. At the Netherlands Hotel by shortly after 5 for team pictures.

Didn’t recognize anyone in purple shirts when we first walked in because they were from the TnT Michigan group. Lots more TnT folk today than usual. Will post pictures when I get them.

From our group: Glenna, Rick, Dave, Shelley, Helen, Melissa, Chuck, Joe, Dennis, Jamie, Sarah, Troy, etc. The usual crowd except all here for race day.

I almost lose my cousin Jamie during team pictures. After the pictures, can’t find him anywhere. The team is out on the street headed for the race. He comes out of the rest room to an almost empty hotel.

Down near Paul Brown Stadium it’s packed as usual. Here’s a pic of a few of us huddled inside out of the drizzle.

When we finally find our corral time, we hear the announcer say “10 minutes.”

Our group is now down to Rick, Glenna, Sarah, Jamie, and I.

Starting off, everything feels good. Sarah and Jamie set a pretty good pace. Actually, faster than we should be. But I still feel pretty good so am going with it.

In summary, my race went like this. Half marathon: 2:01. Felt great. Good pace. Eating well. Staying w/ Jamie and Sarah. Lost Jamie at about 12 miles.

In Mariemont, at about 17 miles, I lost Sarah when I had to take a pit stop. 19 miles. Still good pace. But starting to hurt and slowing down.

At about 21 miles, things are not going so well. Switching to the walk and run. What happened? I don’t know.

By 24, Rod and Thomas help run me in. If I run too much, I start feeling like blacking out. Thank god for their help.

I still manage to finish in 4:34, a half hour better than last year. But they take me to the medical tent where they say I’m dehydrated. I lie down and have some water and 15 minutes later am feeling much better.

All in all a successful marathon! Was really great to see Mollie near the finish line. Rosie was there too but on the other side and I didn’t see her.

Here’s a picture of my cousing Jamie and I after the race. When you give people medals, it goes to their heads!

Follow a Runner

April 29, 2009 – 11:55 am

New this year: high tech comes to the ‘Pig!

You can now track runners during the race and receive updates via mobile phone or e-mail.

Slide Show: Last Run Before Pig

April 27, 2009 – 7:12 am

It’s hard carrying a camera for 8 miles. But it’s much harder carrying a camera for 26.2 miles. So I thought I’d bring the camera with me for our last run before the marathon.

Without further ado, here’s Saturday’s run in pictures …


7 AM. We huddle around the sign-in table.


Patti gives us our pep talk: “Don’t do anything you wouldn’t normally do.”


Somebody is way too happy for this early.


“Lunge and twist!”


Sarah and Glenna set the pace.


Dennis mocks me coming down the stretch.


Who are these sexxxy runners?


Just before the moon comes out.

2 Weeks Left: My Gambling Efforts to Raise Money

April 19, 2009 – 7:53 pm

Yesterday, we headed to Keeneland after the run in the morning.

Here’s the quick morning run update. 11 miles. Overslept. Arrived 30 minutes late. Route was out to Lunkin Airport and back. Great.

Because it was an out and back run, this meant I had to pass everyone in front of me on my way out. I called it “The run of shame.”

*Sigh*

I’m not sure what’s going on but lately I’ve been having trouble getting up at 6 on Saturday for the runs. Note to self: Make sure to set alarm for the marathon.

Turning to fundraising news. Here are my 2 attempts to gamble my way to reach my fundraising goal.

Keeneland

It was the nicest day of the year. Everyone else wanted to go to Keeneland too. New Circle Road in Lexington was backed up for 5 miles trying to get into Keeneland.

Most of our day was spent in the car trying to amuse ourselves and watching people run into the fields to pee.

We arrived just before the 6th race. That’s 5 races where I could have won.

I’ve never seen more people at Keeneland. They packed us in like cattle. You couldn’t even get to the betting windows until people started to leave.

We finally placed some bets on the 7th race. I played the 3-5 exacta box and made a couple of long shot bets to win. Nothing.

We did score some cocktails and the cocktails seemed to make things a lot better. The ladies looked very nice in their outfits and hats.

Before the 8th race, we tried to find cooked pretzels only to be denied the last pretzels in the park by someone about 4 people in front of us.

The 8th race was on grass and I played a hunch to go with the horse with the worst name, Diamondella. Diamondella came from behind in the last stretch and won me $8.80.

NCAA Basketball Tournament

This was my second attempt to earn money for LLS. I entered Brad’s 9th annual NCAA pool not really thinking I had a chance.

But at the end of the first two rounds I was in the lead thanks to my new strategy of picking teams that I hate to win.

This involved picking such detestable teams as North Carolina, Oklahoma, and Duke to win.

When it came down to the final 8, I needed Pitt to beat Villanova for an almost assured win. Villanova won. I finished second, but still managed to win a decent amount for the cause.

20-mile Oversleep-a-thon

April 5, 2009 – 2:38 pm

The 20-mile run from Ault Park was scheduled for 7 AM Saturday morning.

I woke up Saturday morning at 5 AM and thought I could get one more hour of sleep in. Not a chance. Next thing I know the alarm clock says 6:50 AM and I haven’t even rolled out of bed yet.

As quickly as possible, I:

  • Threw on shorts and a shirt
  • Put some Body Glide on
  • Remembered to put the nipple guards on
  • Ate a banana
  • And, packed some goo and energy beans

I was on the road by 7 AM, but it took 20 minutes to get over to the park. By the time I arrived almost everyone had left.

I started at about 7:30 AM.

And, while running around the circle, I noticed that something didn’t feel quite right. Looking down, I noticed that I’d put my shorts on backwards.

So I had to run into the woods and get naked for a few minutes while hoping that none of the traffic police saw me.

Still, it was a beautiful day. Pretty soon I started to catch up to some people. One of them gaveĀ  me a map after I realized I’d left mine in the woods.

I felt good. I’d eaten a lot of carbs the night before and I probably started at about a 8:15 mile pace.

Remember, I kept saying to myself, save something for the hill on the way back.

I made it up Delta and headed down Erie. Coming up Marburg when I turned I could see everyone who had started earlier. I saw Glenna and then not too far behind, Dennis.

This was stupid, but I thought I might be able to catch them. I focused on setting a steady pace that I hoped was just fast enough.

Coming up Delta I passed a number of people from the team. Still felt good.

It wasn’t until going down the hill into Mt. Lookout though that I caught up with Dennis. He was still setting a pretty good pace.

At the bottom of the hill, I realized I wouldn’t catch Glenna and it was probably a bad idea to continue to try. So I ran with Dennis along Eastern Ave. Nice and flat. Save some for the hills.

This was a good thing because after the hill up into Eden Park, I don’t think I had much left. Now it was just a matter of persistence and stubbornness. Things hurt but I kept trying to pace with people going about the same speed.

One of the guys I was running with took a face dive while trying to drink and run over the sidewalks in O’Brienville.

By the time I got up to Observatory, there wasn’t much left. I stopped to talk to Rod at the last water stop and just tried to build a gradual pace for the hill.

The final hill hurt but I made it in just over 3 hours. Not a bad time at all. Especially for having shown up late after oversleeping. Ug. Note to self. Set alarm for marathon.

p.s. Breakfast at First Watch in Convington was absolutely outstanding. Above is a pic of Glenna and Dennis at the First Watch.

The Heart Mini Marathon

March 30, 2009 – 7:46 pm

This is the first year I’ve run theĀ Heart Mini Marathon. A bunch of people from Team in Training run this every year instead of our weekly Saturday morning run.

It is 15 kilometers (or a little over 9.3 miles).

The weather was miserable. Temperatures near freezing. Rain and sleet and even a little snow. High winds.

But 13,206 people turned out for the race - the most since it started in 1977.

I saw Kristin at the start but couldn’t find any of the other TnT folk amongst the 13,000. Imagine. Note to self: We need to decide on a meeting place for the Flying Pig marathon.

With all the crowd and excitement at the beginning, I started out fast. I could tell it was faster than my usual marathon pace and I kept trying to slow down.

This is hard when people are passing you.

The course route is simple. Head east down Columbia Parkway. Go until you’re almost at Delta Ave. Turn around. On your way home run up Torrance and back down to Columbia Parkway.

The run out to Delta was straightforward. It was only a little disheartening to see people returning the other way at about 30 minutes though.

Heading back was tougher as there was more wind. And more uphills. The added run up and down Torrance was heartbreaking (apologies to the American Heart Association).

Despite the lousy weather, I ran a 1:16:50 (averaging 8:16 per mile). This was probably my fastest long run yet. Today, I’m paying for it a bit, but it was almost worth it to see that time.

Almost.

Afterwards, I went to the Children’s Museum with my sister and her family and promptly fell asleep during a showing of Dinosaurs.

18 Miles - The Pseudo-Pig Run

March 21, 2009 – 2:08 am

Here’s a brief recap of this morning’s 18-mile run told as I lay here on the couch watching NCAA basketball icing my knees and tendons.

I couldn’t sleep Friday night in anticipation of 18 miles Saturday morning. That, and staying up late to watch Siena beat Ohio State.

Too riled up.

Almost overslept. Run was at 7 am. I woke up at 6:20.

Quickly threw on some shorts and remembered to put some body glide on. I had vowed to eat better during the long runs this year so I grabbed a handful of goos and a couple energy bean packets I’d bought the night before (hope these taste good).

Why is it that energy goos usually taste like steroids?

I pass Dave and Melissa heading out early as I near the Montgomery Inn Boathouse. I pull into the parking lot and look to grab a hat.

I’ve forgotten my hat. I also have no gloves.

It’s even colder than I thought. Probably in the mid- to high 30s.

This morning is a small crowd. I don’t see Chuck, Mark, Kristin, Carrie, Thomas the Tank or a number of the usuals. Missing from our group is Shelly and Helen.

1st 6 miles:

We head over the Clay Wade Bailey Bridge into Kentucky. Today we’ll run much of the actual race route.

I feel pretty good early on and just try to maintain a steady pass. Tommy is running with us and he tells us that we missed our turn in Newport. Once again, we’ve led the group astray. Oh well, we take the next right and will get back on course in a couple blocks.

Several people catch us as we are slowed by traffic heading back across the bridge into Cincinnati. The nice part of running the actual Flying Pig is that they close the bridges to traffic and there is much more room to run.

But it’s good to have the company.

We follow Rod and Chris and another girl who is setting a good pace down 3rd street and almost back to where we started. Then, we turn for the hill.

I’m still feeling pretty good as we head up the hill. Mark has caught us! Apparently, he pulled in a bit late, but managed to catch up. He’s one of the better runners of the group.

Glenna is hurting and tells me to go on. Hoping she’s ok, I pick up with Mark heading up Gilbert Ave into Eden Park. I know he’s going to kick my ass later, but I set a faster pace going up the hill.

We’ve made it to the first water stop. I can’t feel my hands and have to ask for help to open one of the goos. Glenna catches us and I wait for her. We are halfway up the hill.

2nd 6 miles

Glenna is feeling much better and we head up the rest of the hill. I’m glad because she really helps me pace myself and it’s also much tougher to run alone.

At the Overlook up at the top of Eden Park the half marathoners turn around. The river looks steely and cold, but it seems like the sun may come out soon.

Mark is pulling ahead and kicking our ass. Angela has joined us for the run up into Hyde Park. She’s a good person to run with as well because she sets a good pace.

I’m extremely happy when we find a bathroom at the UDF off of Marburg. Not only can I pee but it’s an opportunity to warm up.

Relieved, I hit the hill pretty fast. Angela yells at me to slow down: “Don’t pull a groin!”

2nd six is still feeling pretty good. I think eating well is helping.

3rd 6 miles

The downhill through Mt. Lookout is a relief. This is the really nice part of the course.

We joke with Angela that she is the “mom” as she seems to be able to stop cars at will with a wave of her hands.

Columbia Parkway & River Road

River Road. The last stretch. I hate that Patti, our coach, always reminds me not to look at the skyline. I never looked at the skyline until she mentioned it.

Now I have to consciously look at the sidewalk.

At mile 14, Angela starts telling us about wearing monitor wires on her birthday. Really funny story. If you’d like to hear, ask me to repeat sometime.

The last six is much better than last year’s 18 miler. It wasn’t too hard to put it on cruise control with Angela and Glenna.

I even managed to pick it up over the last half mile and finish about 20 seconds in front. All in all, I don’t think I’ve ever felt this good about a long run before.